The Lawyer's Funeral  

 

A man reluctantly attends his lawyer's funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is surprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him.

 

"Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?" he asks.

 

A man turns towards him and says, "We're all clients."

 

"And you ALL came to pay your respects?"

 

"No, we came to make sure he was really dead."