Stick
of Dynamite
A large,
powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they
agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands
up and starts to undress.
After he takes
his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's
1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his
pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs,
"See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for
action at this point.
Finally, he drops
his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs
screaming to the front door.
He catches her
before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to
go?"
She replies,
"With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were
about to blow!"